Kink In Exile

Years ago I dated a woman who told me the reason I couldn’t get my act together to write some decent porn is because I was having too much sex. I think by the same logic the reason I can’t get my act together to write a decent post about being the recipient of service oriented submission is that my boy is far too accommodating. I don’t think I’ve realized just how much I enjoy hearing someone beg before; it’s lovely.

I’m also moving at the end of the month and have been traveling a lot this summer…normal posting will resume once I can finish a sentence without going all dreamy eyed and/or thinking about Uhaul.

I got these products as part of the sensuous soak kit from Babeland, and while I think they took it off their site, thanks to their rock star editor you can save 10% on any of these products (details bellow).

This is the kind of thing that bridges the divide between the things you do before sex and the things you do for sex. I’ve reviewed bath products before, and I stand by the idea that anything that makes you feel sexy and brings the focus to your body, like say bubble bath, will improve your sex-life. This kit, however, gives you not only the bubble bath, and sensual massage candle to get you in the mood, it takes you right along with a book of aqua themed erotica and a vibrating sea sponge to spice up your bath.

The kit started out with Babeland’s signature bubble bath. The rich foam, light scent, and decadent feeling is a great way to relax before a hot date. Add the vibrating sea sponge, though, and you might want to have a bath date instead. The sponge has a hidden bullet vibrator and is a fun accompaniment to the otherwise more spa-feeling kit. If you’re enjoying your bath alone, and are anything like me, you’ve probably dropped more than a single magazine into the steamy water. This is why I find the aqua erotica book absolutely brilliant — it’s 100% waterproof! I have never before seen a waterproof book for adults, and even joked while I was waiting for the kit to arrive that it should be waterproof. Imagine my surprise when I found out it really was. But beyond that, the book is a diverse collection of water themed erotica — not my usual interest but very well done I must say.

Finally, when I was practically floating on cloud 9 and as relaxed as I thought I was going to get I noticed the Jimmyjane Afterglow candle. This lovely cucumber scented soy wax candle has a low burning temperature and turns into a sensual massage lotion. It comes with a brush you can use to brush the wax on or if you’re terribly gouache as I was you can just drip it from the pretty frosted glass holder.

Inspired to take a long hot bath of your own? You can save 10% off any of these products with the coupon code KINK09. This code is not case sensitive and expires on 7/1/10